No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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