She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
