He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Randomize
