I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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