dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
