So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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