I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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