i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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