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apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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