one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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