watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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