I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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