I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
