I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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