This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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