No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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