dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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