So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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