im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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