I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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