idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Randomize
