9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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