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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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