"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have fence marks all over my body
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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