She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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