their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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