So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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