i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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