found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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