I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Randomize
