i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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