I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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