it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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