He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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