I just threw up on my dentist
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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