party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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