i dont even know how to be here
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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