imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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