Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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