Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
