i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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