You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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