I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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