What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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