ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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