Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
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