You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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