the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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