Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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