Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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