What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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