idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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