I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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