like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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