There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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