Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
