All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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