he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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